Saturday, 26 February 2011

The truth is often spoken in jest.

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a man below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The man below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude." "You must be in engineering," said the balloonist. "I am," replied the man, "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip." The man below responded, "You must be in Management." "I am", replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?" "Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my f*ckin' fault."

4 comments:

Chicken lover said...

Yes Rob that just about sums management up and being a 'manager' in the NHS who is fed up with all the b*ll s**t politics it made my day!
Jane

Sara said...

LOL. Too funny.

Theanne and Baron said...

Funny but sadly oh so true...good one Rob!

Doc said...

Mmmm, I've got one of those balloonists in the next office over, if he had a brain he would be dangerous!